Artis - Alanis Morissette

Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say how appropriate
I don't want to dissect everything today
I don't mean to pick you apart you see
But I can't help it
There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off
Slap me with a splintered ruler
And it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
If only I could hunt the hunter
And all I really want is some patience
A way to calm the angry voice
And all I really want is deliverance
Do I wear you out
You must wonder why I'm so relentless and all strung out
I'm consumed by the chill of solitary
I'm like Estella
I like to reel it in and then spit it out
I'm frustrated by your apathy
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
If only I could meet the Maker
And I am fascinated by the spiritual man
I am humbled by his humble nature
What I wouldn't give to find a soulmate
Someone else to catch this drift
And what I wouldn't give to meet a kindred
Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute
Enough about you, let's talk about life for a while
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses
Falling all around...all around
Why are you so petrified of silence
Here can you handle this?
Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines
Or when you think you're gonna die
Or did you long for the next distraction
And all I need know is intellectual intercourse
A soul to dig the hole much deeper
And I have no concept of time other than it is flying
If only I could kill the killer
All I really want is some peace man
a place to find a common ground
And all I really want is a wavelength
All I really want is some comfort
A way to get my hands untied
And all I really want is some justice... 

i can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone
Who is as negative as I am sometimesI am the wisest woman you've ever met
  I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected
  i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone 
  Who is as positive as I am sometimesyou see everything you see every part
  you see all my light and you love my dark
  you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
  There's not anything to which you can't relate
  And you're still herei blame everyone else & not my own partaking
  my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating 
  I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone
  Who is as closed down as I am sometimesyou see everything you see every part
  you see all my light and you love my dark
  you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
  There's not anything to which you can't relate
  And you're still hereWhat I resist persists and speaks louder than i know
  What i resist you love no matter how low or high I goI am the funniest woman that you've ever known
  I am the dullest woman that you've ever known
  I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone
  Who is as everything as I am sometimesyou see everything you see every part
  you see all my light and you love my dark
  you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
  There's not anything to which you can't relate
  And you're still here

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...

if it weren't for your maturity 
none of this would have happened
if you weren't so wise beyond your years 
i would've been able to control myself
if it weren't for my attention 
you wouldn't have been successful and
if it weren't for me 
you would never have amounted to very muchooh this could be messy
  but you don't seem to mind
  ooh don't go telling everybody
  and overlook this supposed crimechorus:
  we'll fast forward to a few years later
  and no one knows except the both of us
  and i have honored your request for silence
  and you've washed your hands clean of thisyou're essentially an employee 
  and i like you having to depend on me
  you're a kind of protégé 
  and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me
  i know you depend on me 
  like a young thing would to a guardian
  i know you sexualize me 
  like a young thing would and i think i like itooh this could get messy
  but you don't seem to mind
  ooh don't go telling everybody
  and overlook this supposed crimechoruswhat part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
  what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?
  what with this distance it seems so obvious?just make sure you don't tell on me
  especially to members of your family
  we best keep this to ourselves 
  and not tell any members of our inner posse
  i wish i could tell the world 
  cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
  i might want to marry you one day 
  if youd watch that weight and keep your firm bodyooh this could be messy and
  ooh i don't seem to mind
  ooh don't go telling everybody
  and overlook this supposed crime 

I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about itYou treat me like I'm a princess
  I'm not used to liking that
  You ask how my day wasYou've already won me over in spite of me
  And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
  Don't be surprised if I love you 
  for all that you are
  I couldn't help it
  It's all your faultYour love is thick and it swallowed me whole
  You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
  That's not lip serviceYou've already won me over in spite of me
  And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
  Don't be surprised if I love you 
  for all that you are
  I couldn't help it
  It's all your faultYou are the bearer of unconditional things
  You held your breath and the door for me
  Thanks for your patienceYou're the best listener that I've ever met
  You're my best friend
  Best friend with benefits
  What took me so longI've never felt this healthy before
  I've never wanted something rational
  I am aware now
  I am aware nowYou've already won me over in spite of me
  And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
  Don't be surprised if I love you 
  for all that you are
  I couldn't help it
  It's all your fault

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think(chorus)
  It's like rain on your wedding day
  It's a free ride when you've already paid
  It's the good advice that you just didn't take
  And who would've thought it figuresMr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
  He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
  He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
  And as the plane crashed down he thought
  "Well, isn't this nice."
  And isn't it ironic ... don't you thinkIt's like rain on your wedding day
  It's a free ride when you've already paid
  It's the good advice that you just didn't take
  And who would've thought it figuresWell life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
  When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
  And life has a funny way of helping you out when
  You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
  In your faceA traffic jam when you're already late
  A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
  It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
  It's meeting the man of my dreams
  And then meeting his beautiful wife
  And isn't it ironic... don't you think
  A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...It's like rain on your wedding day
  It's a free ride when you've already paid
  It's the good advice that you just didn't take
  And who would've thought it figuresWell life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
  And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
  Helping you out

Who 
Who am I to be blue 
Look at my family and fortune 
Look at my friends and my house Who 
  Who am I to feel deadend 
  Who am I to feel spent 
  Look at my health and my money And where 
  Where do I go to feel good 
  Why do I still look outside me 
  When clearly I've seen it won't work Is it my calling to keep on when I'm unable 
  And is it my job to be selfless extraordinary 
  And my generosity has me disabled 
  By this my sense of duty to offer And why 
  Why do I feel so ungrateful 
  Me who is far beyond survival 
  Me who see life as an oyster Is it my calling to keep on when I'm unable 
  And is it my job to be selfless extraodinary 
  And my generosity has me disabled 
  Why this my sense of duty to offer And how 
  How dare I rest on my laurels 
  How dare I ignore an outstretched hand 
  How dare I ignore a third world country Is it my calling to keep on when I'm unable 
  And is it my job to be selfless extraodinairy 
  And my generosity has me disabled 
  By this my sense of duty to offer Who 
  Who am I to be woo

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these scrubbers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karen, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t fakin’
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps x3
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.